Nerdy Gamer Chats

• What started out as a PC v Console debate, turns into something completely different, lol.
• Me: I'm still inlove with my PS3 & nothing will ever come between that
• Friend: Lol, you going to have babies with it?
• Me: Already did. It's called PS4.
• Friend: Lol, how many others have you slept with? I would not be surprised if you got a STD from the console (system transmitted device)
• Me: Eh Xbox tried to make me have babies, but I left before I was caught in its trap.
• Friend: That's good. Xbox can such a whore. Yeah, it may have a big controller, but it's dual sticks are cricked. And it also makes you pay to play on it.
• Me: I know. Tries to charge for a good time when the lovely PS3 lets you have fun for free. What's up with that???!!?!?
• Friend: I know, right? It goes to show you Xbox is a slut who makes you pay for fun. It screws you every chance it gets.
• Me: I know! Thank God I came to my senses & left that piece of crap before it decided to kill me by giving me a red ring.
• Friend: You would be prego and alone if you stayed with him.
• Me: No, I would be dead. O.O