sometimes i wish i could put my PSN LEVEL and TROPHIES on my resume

That awkward moment when you lean while playing a video game trying to get away from something.

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Nerdy Gamer Chats

  • What started out as a PC v Console debate, turns into something completely different, lol.
  • Me: I'm still inlove with my PS3 & nothing will ever come between that
  • Friend: Lol, you going to have babies with it?
  • Me: Already did. It's called PS4.
  • Friend: Lol, how many others have you slept with? I would not be surprised if you got a STD from the console (system transmitted device)
  • Me: Eh Xbox tried to make me have babies, but I left before I was caught in its trap.
  • Friend: That's good. Xbox can such a whore. Yeah, it may have a big controller, but it's dual sticks are cricked. And it also makes you pay to play on it.
  • Me: I know. Tries to charge for a good time when the lovely PS3 lets you have fun for free. What's up with that???!!?!?
  • Friend: I know, right? It goes to show you Xbox is a slut who makes you pay for fun. It screws you every chance it gets.
  • Me: I know! Thank God I came to my senses & left that piece of crap before it decided to kill me by giving me a red ring.
  • Friend: You would be prego and alone if you stayed with him.
  • Me: No, I would be dead. O.O

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